=Humor=
A mother wanted to send a Bible to her son at college. The post-office clerk asked if the package contained anything breakable. "Only the Ten Commandments," she told him.

--Sylvester Arnab-

When Frank returned home from playing golf with Fred, his wife asked, "Why don't you play with Ernie anymore?"

"Would you play with someone who swears when he misses the hole, cheats with the score, throws his clubs and moves the ball?" asked Frank.

"I suppose I wouldn't," she replied.

"Neither will Ernie.

--Holly Blackwell

 

 

 As new students at a law school, many of us were unfamiliar with the campus and consequently late for class. One professor, however, was paticularly intolerant of tardiness. So when a student stumbled into his class one morning late, we expected the worst.

Obviously upset, the professor demanded the reason for the student's tardiness. "I was waiting on line to buy your new textbook," she replied nervously.

Gazing out at the rest of the class, the professor asked, "Well, why weren't the rest of you late?"

--Tish Connolly-

For our examination in chemistry, our professor was writing sample problems on the board. The first few equations elicited a lot of classroom participation, with students shouting out answers. Then the professor wrote a long, complicated equation and asked, "Now what would you do if this one were on the exam?"

"Skip it!" the student next to me replied.

--Ryn Gargulinski--